3 - minute sex

 

 

She was standing in the kitchen,

preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs

and toast for breakfast,

wearing only the 'T' shirt  that she normally slept in. 

   As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me

and said  softly,

'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'

  My eyes lit up and I thought,

'I am either still dreaming or this is  going to be my lucky day!'

  Not wanting to lose the moment,

I embraced her and then  gave it my all ; 

right there on the kitchen table.

  Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,'

and returned to the stove,

her T-shirt  still around her neck. Happy,

but a little puzzled,

I asked, 'What was that  all about?'

  She explained,

'The egg timer's broken.'