The Loving Husband...

The Loving Husband...

 

 
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .  
 
While they were there, the wife passed away.
 
The undertaker told the husband, 'You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150.'

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.  

The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?'

The man replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance.'