Wonderful Definitions

 

so true !
 

                                                                             

"Wonderful Definitions"

 

 

School
 A place where Parents pay and children play

 

 Marriage
 It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree

   and a woman gains her masters..
 

 Divorce

Future tense of Marriage.
 
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is

   defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture
 An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer

   to the notes of  the students without passing through

   "the minds of either"
 
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
 
Compromise
 The art of dividing a cake in such a way that

   everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work
 
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens

   and everybody disagrees later on
 
Father
 A banker provided by nature
 
Criminal
A person no different from the rest
   ....except that he/she got caught
 
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and  late when you are early
 
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections

   and your Confidence after

 DOCTOR
 A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
 
Classic
 Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
 A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
 
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
 
Yawn
 The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

 Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 Committee
 Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide

   that nothing can be done together.
 
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
 
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
 
Philosopher
 A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

 

 

 

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