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A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said,

"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password.

It's 4 asterisks(****)."

The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong,

It's 1258."

 

Man : Sardardji, where were you born?

Sardarji : Punjub.

Man : Which part ?

Sardarji : What part ?

whole body is born in Punjab ,India.

 

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror

with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.

He said -

I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

 

Why did Sardar cut the side of the capsule

before taking it ?

Guess what.........To avoid side effect !!!

 

One day I was walking down the beach

with some friends when one of them shouted,

"Look at that dead bird !"

Someone looked up at the sky and said,

"Where ?"

 

I used to worked in technical support

for a 24/7 call center.

One day I got a call from an individual

who asked

what hours the call center was open.

I told him,

"The number you dialed is

open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded,

"Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

Wanting to end call quickly,

I said,

"Uh, Pacific."

 

My friend and I were on a beer run

and noticed that the case were

discounted 10%.

Since it was a big party,

we bought 2 cases.

The cashier multiplied 2 times 10%

and gave us a 20% discount.