The Loving Husband...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, 'You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150.'
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?'
The man replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'
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