911- Calls

 

Believe it or not

These are Memphis, TN 's REAL 911 Calls.! 

 
Dispatcher  : 9-1-1 What is your emergency.?
Caller:  I heard what sounded like gunshots, coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address.?
Caller:  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why.? 
 

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency.?
Caller : Someone broke into my house, and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher : Excuse me.?  
Caller :  I made a ham and cheese sandwich, and left it on the kitchen table, and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken.?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before, and I'm sick and tired of it.!
 

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency.?  
Caller:   I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my  phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
 Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one, and nine-eleven, are the same thing.  
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. 
 

My Personal Favorite!!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1  What's the nature of your emergency.?
Caller: My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child.?
Caller: No, you idiot,! This is her husband.!  

And the winner  is............. 
 
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm  having trouble breathing, I'm all out of breath.  

            Darn it, I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from.?
Caller:  I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.  
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way.

Are you an asthmatic.?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing.?
Caller: Running away from the Police.