쌈박질....

                                                        

                                          

                       쌈박질 시작.........                                          누가 누가 더 잘났나.......                                                  

                                                                     

 

                  넌 한방에 날려버릴꼬야~~~                                                            화해

 

 

 And then the fight started.

 When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
 take her someplace expensive....so,

I took her to a gas station.
 and then the fight started....
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 After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter
 asked me for
 my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my
 pockets and realized
 I had left my wallet at home.
 I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
 have to go home and come back later.
 The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
 So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
 She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
 enough for me'
 and she processed my Social Security application.
 When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
 experience at the Social Security office.
 She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
 might have gotten disability, too'
 And then the fight started.....
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 My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
 school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady
swigging her drink as
 she sat alone at a nearby table.
 My wife asked,'Do you know her?'
 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.
 I understand she took to drinking right
 after we split up those many years ago,

and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a
 person could go on celebrating that long?'
 And then the fight started.....
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 I rear-ended a car this morning.
 So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the
 other driver got out of his car.
 You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
 little things just seem funny?
 Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! 

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
 shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
 So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then
 which one are you?'
 And then the fight started.....