Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons 
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10.  A below par performance is considered damn good. 

 

 

#9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. 

 

 

 

#8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 

 

 

 

#7. Foursomes are encouraged. 

 

 

#6. You can still make money doing it as a senior. 

  

 

 

#5. Three times a day is possible. 

 

 

 

 

#4. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. 

#3. If you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday. 

#2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. 

And the NUMBER onE reason

why golf is better than sex...

#1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!