A store that sells husbands

 

A store that sells husbands opened

in New York City, where a woman

may go to choose a husband.  

 

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: 
You may  visit this store onLY onCE! There are six floors and the value

of the products increases 

as the shopper ascends the flights. 

 

The shopper may  choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!  

So, a  woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. on the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -  These men Have Jobs.
She is  intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:  

Floor 2 -  These men Have Jobs

and Love Kids.
"That's  nice ,   but I want more."
So she continues upward.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 -  These men Have Jobs, Love

Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow,"  she thinks, but feels

compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor

and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs,

Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh,  mercy me!" she exclaims,

"I can hardly stand it!"
Still,  she goes to the fifth floor

and the sign reads:

Floor 5 -  These men Have Jobs,

Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,

Help with  Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay,

but she goes to the sixth floor,

where the sign reads:

Floor 6 -  You are visitor 31,456,012

to this floor. There are

no men on this floor.  

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.  

 

Thank you for shopping

at the Husband Store.

 

PLEASE  NOTE:
To  avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New

Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.  

The second floor has wives

that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth

and sixth floors

have never been visited.