A few days ago
I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for
a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied,
"You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I have lost it and need a new one.. "
She replied that she did not know exactly
what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper
and a pen and asked her to draw
what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it
wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car
which had its hood up and asked
"is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said,
"Of course, it 's right there."
