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Hahahahaha A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God, Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!' 'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill ..

Best yet - The Golden Years???

It doesn't hurt to have a little Biblical humor to start the day.... Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. ..

so true ! "Wonderful Definitions" School A place where Parents pay and children play Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. Divorce Future tense of Marriage. Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes ..

CARING is contagious ... Spread the word! God Saw you hungry & created McDonalds, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Burger King and Dairy Queen. He saw you thirsty & created Coke, Juice, Coffee and Water. GOD saw you in the dark & created Light.! GOD saw you without a Good looking , adorable , FRIEND......... So He created ME Send this on to your good friends who are so lucky to have YOU for a friend also!!!..

미국에 오래 사신 분들은 아마도 이 광고 사진을 기억 하시겠지요? Remember that cute little Coppertone girl with her dog pulling on her blue bathing suit bottoms during the late 50's and throughout the 60's? Well, she's all grown up now, and is living in Sarasota , Florida at Siesta Key Beach .

Do you feel like working today? Tomorrow? The day after? Next week? Next Month? Me neither! I just want to party!

1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials You can't believe a wo..

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS (로맨스 수학) Smart man + smart woman = romance (똑똑한 남 + 똑똑한 녀 = 로맨스) Smart man + dumb woman = affair (똑똑한 남 + 멍청한 녀 = 불륜) Dumb man + smart woman = marriage (멍청한 남 + 똑똑한 녀 = 결혼) Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy (멍청한 남 + 멍청한 녀 = 임신) OFFICE ARITHMETIC (사무 공식) Smart boss + smart emplo..