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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint AgnesLaboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.' 'What do you mea..

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'How old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little gir..

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple blocks and turn to your right." The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. ..

"Dear God, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer, Amen." "평화의 기도"/서울 모테트 합창단

하하하하하................... A lawyer and a Chinese A lawyer and an Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them, easy. So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game. The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The..

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS (로맨스 수학) Smart man + smart woman = romance (똑똑한 남 + 똑똑한 녀 = 로맨스) Smart man + dumb woman = affair (똑똑한 남 + 멍청한 녀 = 불륜) Dumb man + smart woman = marriage (멍청한 남 + 똑똑한 녀 = 결혼) Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy (멍청한 남 + 멍청한 녀 = 임신) OFFICE ARITHMETIC (사무 공식) Smart boss + smart empl..

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied,..

Don't take life so seriously ! AND BE HAPPY !!!

The Loving Husband... A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, 'You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150.' The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend $5,000 to ship yo..

Colonoscopy All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.' 'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.' 'I should be in charge,' said the stomach , ' Because I p..