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How is YOUR day going? First you had trouble getting out of bed You had a stiff neck You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it You felt like you had a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out Your new hat looked better on you at the store You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise You keep losing things The boss chewed ..

The outgoing message: Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -Press 2 To complain about what we do - Press 3 To swear at staff members - ..

God's Sense of Humor One in a million shot A smile from God ! May God smile down on you today, bless and keep you safe. May He wrap you in His loving arms, and may you know that He loves you. May you be kissed by someone who loves you with all their heart today, someone God has put in your life for just that purpose. So that together you can feel the love, joy, and peace that He wants you to fe..

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then han..

It's so c~~~~~~~~ute!! just follow the instructions. I have no idea how they do this: TYPE IN a command and see what happens... sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead etc. and...it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized...!! Make sure you type in 'Kiss' too, but do it last. Click here: I Do Dog Tricks

"Wedding Anniversary" Rick forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him 'tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!' The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of th..

Anything, when put into the proper perspective, is not as bad as it initially seems. The price of gas: All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.... You will be really shocked by the last one!!!! (At least, I was...) Compared with gasoline...... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in pers..

It doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember, if it made you smile, your friends will smile too!

Big Night Out ???????????? When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive.................. So I did !!!!!!!!!!! Where? So I took her to a gas station !! “ PRICE OF GAS AROUND THE WORLD ” Prices are quoted in US dollars per gallon for regular unleaded. Oslo, Norway: $6.82 Hong Kong : $6.25 Brussels, Belgium : $7.16 London, UK : $5.96 Rome, Italy : $..