행복한 사람의 집

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I emb..

Cleaning Poem I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'computering', And I had to answer 'yes.' He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up... The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the topside That really did the trick... I was just admiring my work... I didn't mean to 'click.' But click, I did, and oops I found..

술 한잔 속 이야기 누구나 술을 마시게 되면 곧잘 솔직해진다. 어쩌면 우리는 그 솔직함이 좋아서 흰눈이 소록소록 내리는 날 밤 뒷골목 포장마차의 목로에 앉아 고기 굽는 희뿌연 연기를 어깨로 넘기며 마주 앉아 술을 마시는지 모른다. 그들이야말로 인생의 멋과 낭만을 아는 사람이 아닌가? 술이란?..

How is YOUR day going? First you had trouble getting out of bed You had a stiff neck You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it You felt like you had a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out Your new hat looked better on you at the store You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise You keep losing things The boss chewed ..

The outgoing message: Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -Press 2 To complain about what we do - Press 3 To swear at staff members - ..

예쁜 여자를 만나면 삼년이 행복하고, 착한 여자를 만나면 삼십년이 행복하고, 지혜로운 여자를 만나면 『삼대』가 행복하다 어떤 세 사람이 천국문을 들어가게 되었는데, 그때 문지기가 세 사람에게 말하기를 무슨 소원이든 들어 줄테니 말해 보라고 했다. 첫 번째 사람은 돈에 한 맺힌 사람이라 부..

God's Sense of Humor One in a million shot A smile from God ! May God smile down on you today, bless and keep you safe. May He wrap you in His loving arms, and may you know that He loves you. May you be kissed by someone who loves you with all their heart today, someone God has put in your life for just that purpose. So that together you can feel the love, joy, and peace that He wants you to fe..

1.. 여자는 옷을 벗을수록 시선이 집중된다. 남자는 옷을 입을수록 시선이 집중된다. 2.. 여자가 짝사랑을 하면 보고도 못본 척한다. 남자가 짝사랑을 하면 목소리가 커진다. 3.. 여자는 증명된 사랑에도 불안해 한다. 남자는 작은 사랑의 증거에도 용기를 얻는다. 4.. 여자는 자랑할 일이 생기면 친구를 ..