David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex... #10. A below par performance is considered damn good. #9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #7. Foursomes are encouraged. #6. You can still make money doing it as a senior. #5. Three times a day is possible. #4. Your partner does..